Talk to God !

[Icare]

This way.
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� Nous cr�ons � notre mesure et � notre mani�re d�riv�e, parce que nous sommes cr��s, mais cr��s � l'image et � la ressemblance d'un Cr�ateur. � Tolkien

�Celui qui ne s�occupe pas de son estomac, s�occupera difficilement d�autre chose.� Samuel Johnson

[JDW]

J'ai planté god ^^
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[Celeborn de Lorien]

Ce traître ne veut pas avouer qu'il télécharge de la musique illégalement. A chaque coup il détourne la question.
Je l'aurai, dusse-je employer les moyens forts !
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"We are at war with forces too terrible to comprehend. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve. Put aside all such thoughts. They are not worthy of Inquisitors in the service of Our Emperor. Praise his name for in our resolve we only reflect his purpose of will."

Inquisiteur Enoch, "Castigations on the Last Days"

[Icare]

La prochaine fois, munis-toi d'un dictaphone et fais nous entendre ce qu'il ose te dire.
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� Nous cr�ons � notre mesure et � notre mani�re d�riv�e, parce que nous sommes cr��s, mais cr��s � l'image et � la ressemblance d'un Cr�ateur. � Tolkien

�Celui qui ne s�occupe pas de son estomac, s�occupera difficilement d�autre chose.� Samuel Johnson

[Elissa]

D'une conversation ras les pâquerettes, j'ai voulu monter le niveau, mais il est pas très intelligent, Dieu...

Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
mouarf
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
berk
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
tu crois ?
God:
Oui.
Me:
tu crois ?
God:
Oui.
Me:
tu ne crois pas ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Crois-tu ?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Belebelebele
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
Dislikes : brocolis
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
Who is Adam ?
God:
Adam is the name of the first Man.
Me:
And Adam Smith, the firts classical economist ?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Dislikes brocolis.
Me:
Yes, of course
God:
It goes without saying. Aw.
Me:
You are so stupid...
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
Smart ? What does that mean ?
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, . Does "that" refer to " Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, ." ?
Me:
That
God:
That is " Does "that" refer to " Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, ." ?".
Me:
You are mad, my God !
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mad your God.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I must go, now
God:
Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
Good bye !
God:
See you later. Alright then.
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Rien.

[Elissa]

Elissa vs Dieu, deuxième :

Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Elissa, my God
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Elissa my God.
Me:
I am glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Pleased to meet you
God:
Nice meeting you too Elissa my God.
Me:
What do you do in your life ?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
Well, it is fun ! What else ?
God:
Why do you like it so much? Well what? That's all.
Me:
OK. You are a good guy.
God:
Give me a break. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
I think, "good" it is what do not destroy what you have built.
God:
Why? Thanks for the compliment. Should I know it is?
Me:
I think you should not know.
God:
Me? Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
Immoral
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
You are right.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you believe ?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
Do you believe in God ?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Elissa my God.
Me:
Are you God ?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Crois-tu ?

Là, il n'a plus répondu. Forcément, on jouait à ni oui ni non, et à cette question il répond toujours oui. Il est buggé, Dieu.
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Rien.

[Elissa]

Dernière :

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
You can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Yes you can
God:
I hear you. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
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Rien.

[Icare]

J'aime beaucoup le dernier. Il t'a bien eue, Dieu.
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� Nous cr�ons � notre mesure et � notre mani�re d�riv�e, parce que nous sommes cr��s, mais cr��s � l'image et � la ressemblance d'un Cr�ateur. � Tolkien

�Celui qui ne s�occupe pas de son estomac, s�occupera difficilement d�autre chose.� Samuel Johnson

[JDW]

Pour un peu d'info, demandez lui ce qu'est AIML

(What is AIML)
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[Icare]